毛深い可愛い人が大きな黒いチンポをハメてしゃぶる

Well, hello there, darling.

Why you keeping your mouth shut? You must have braces.

You always know girls with braces when they always try and never show you their teeth.

Like, "I ain't got no teeth here. Hang on here."

No, you got teeth. Let's see your braces.