ピックアップぽっちゃり系はチンポに乗る前に彼女のおまんこを舐める

Can I borrow your phone? My car's broken down and I can't...

I don't have a phone but I tell you what, if you jump in I'll give you a lift and if you come to mine I'll get you help there.

Are you sure? Can you use your landline?

Certainly, certainly. I'll definitely help you out.

Oh, you're a star. Thank you.